Hareline Report - need hare for this Sunday

Hareline Report - Arrrrgh! No hare for this Sunday!
We need hares! Do you want a Hash name? Do you want to drink beer for free? Then become a hare! (And we will pay for the paint!).
6 OCT - BALD!
13 OCT - Sucking Fag + a co-hare please!
20 OCT - Vestal Virgin + wannabe hare in training???
27 OCT - BALD!
3 NOV - Ali Wank Bonk and Smelly Codpiece.