Hareline report - 30 June BALD!

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Hareline Report - 30 June BALD!
We need hares! Do you want a Hash name? Do you want to drink beer for free? Then become a hare! (And we will pay for the paint!).
30 JUN - BALD!
7 JUL - American Independence Day run, always the best hash of the year, hares are: Beaver Shot, Thalidoskid, and Shit Unamikazi. !
14 JUL - BALD!
21 JUL - BALD!
28 JUL - BALD!